Once again I was tagged by my bestest buddeh to do something. XD But I like this stuff so it's all good.

1. Put five of your favorite pairings in the slots.
2. It can be from any fandom :3
3. No yoai or yuri, as some of the questions would have to be altered. ( Yeah I'm just outwardly ignoring this rule, even if it's yaoi or yuri there is a "girl" and "guy" in the relationship so the questions can still work. ^.^ Yes I know I'm a rebel now shut it. )
4. TAG SOME PEOPLE


1. Matt/Mello ( Death Note, my favorite pairing in the universe. XD )
2. Ed/Envy ( Full Metal Alchemist )
3. Naruto/Gaara ( Naruto )
4. Light/L ( Death Note )
5. Matt/Near ( Death Note.. Again. Yes I know I have three of them but Death Note is my favorite series for yaoi, well besides Naruto but I didn't feel like sticking another Naruto/*Insert name here* on the list. XD )

1. Pairing 2 are going out to a romantic dinner, when their transportation breaks down! What do they do?

Well either Ed would transmute a car or some other means of transportation or Envy would carjack someone, I can see it now..
Envy: Give me your god damn car!
Random Person: Oh my dear god! It's a talking palm tree! *Jumps out of car and runs away*
Ed: Was that really necessary? We could've walked ya know..
Envy: It was completely necessary now get your ass in the car chibi-chan.
Ed: Don't call me chibi-chan. >.>

2. Pairings 5 and 1 are on a double date. What happens?

I think Mello would brutally torture then kill Near for trying to take HIS Matty on a date. Who's bright idea was it to let all three of them out together on a date at once? Probably Matt's because Matt + Two people fighting over him + Possibility of an angry threesome to show who "really" owns Matt = Matty happy time. >: D

3. The female member of pairing 3 tells the male member she hates him. What are the reactions?

I don't think Naruto could ever tell Gaara he hates him.. Unless he was really hungry and Gaara refused to get him food or even worse ramen, I think it'd be something like this..
Naruto: Gaaraaaaaaaaaaa.. I'm hungry...... =3= Feed me.
Gaara: No Naruto you just had 15 bowls of ramen not even an hour ago. *Trying to work on Kazekage paperwork*
Naruto: But Gaaraaaaaaaaaa, sex with you works up an appetite and takes all my energy...
Gaara: O.o *Regains composure* No Naruto you'll make yourself sick eating like that.
Naruto: I hate you! *Storms out of room pouting angrily*
Gaara: O.O *Jumps up and runs after him* I'm sorry Naruto! I didn't mean it! TT^TT
Then Naruto gets his ramen, all is well, and Gaara gets make-up sex. >: D

4. The members of pairing 4 are arguing about Mudkips. Why, and what are they saying about the Mudkips?

Light: *Looking at something on the computer when all of a sudden a pop-up appears on the screen with the picture of a Mudkip* What for the love of Kira is that thing?
L: *Chews on tip of thumb* There's a 97.8% chance that is one of the odd creatures from Matt's many "Pokemon" games.
Light: >.> That still doesn't really tell me what it is Ryuzaki.
L: It's a weird amphibian type monster that says 'Mudkip' alot, which ironically is its name.
Light: Rightttt... Well I'm just going to close it now. *Click*

5. The members of pairing 5 are genderbent! What is their reaction?

Matt: Does this mean we can get sex toys now? : D
Near: *Twirling a piece of his now longer hair* No.
Matt: TT^TT

6. Only one member of pairing 1 can become a Teen Titan. Who becomes the Titan?

Mello: Why the fuck would I want to be a pansy ass superhero wearing a fucking leotard and running around "saving" people? I'm a goddamn mafia boss I don't need superpowers if I can just shoot the bastard in the face. >.>
Matt: Go out and save people? I have a hard enough time trying to find time for my games when Mells has me run around for his friggin' chocolate addiction, thanks but no thanks. I'll stick to playing superhero in my games.

7. The members of pairing 3 are suddenly turned into Pokemon! Which pokemon are they? (If they are already pokemon, turn them into things from a different fandom. And if you’ve seen 9, MAKE ‘EM STICHPUNKS 8’D)

Naruto would definitely be Ninetails and Gaara would be either Sandshrew or Sentret since it's a raccoon like thing.

8. The female member of pairing 2 and the male member of pairing 4 fall in love! What are the other members of those pairings’ reactions?

Envy: There is no way in hell I'm letting you have my chibi-chan!! >.> *Steals Ed back*
Light: You're so lucky I love you otherwise I'd Kira you so fast you would skip the heart attack and just die. *Looks at Ed as Envy runs away with him* And he's just lucky that his seme took him away.
L: So you are Kira, as I suspected.
Light: O.O Haha, you're so funny Ryuzaki, I didn't say Kira I said uh.. Cake! Yeah cake! I'd cake you so fast you'd be fresh and delicious!
L: CAKE!? WHERE!?!?

9. OHNOES! PAIRING 4 IS IN A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION! DOES THE MALE MEMBER SAVE THEMSELF, OR SAVE THEIR LOVED ONE?

L would just sick his awesome army of police on whoever was threatening their lives since there'd be no way he be in this kind of situation without them. XD

10. The female member of pairing 2 finds out that the male member is a TRAITOR. How do they react?

Ed: Why does this not surprise me? >.>

11. The female member of pairing 5 says that she wants to get married to the male member. How does the male member react?

Near: Another thing I will be first and beat Mello at.
Matt: ^.^ So does this make me Mrs.Rivers?
Near: ...

12. The male member of pairing 3 is found KISSING THE FEMALE MEMBER OF PAIRING 4!!! REACTIONS?

Naruto: How could you Gaara!? TT^TT
L: This raises the likelyhood of you being Kira by 11.5%
Gaara: I swear Naruto I tripped!
Light: It's true! He slipped on some chocolate sauce you spilled on the floor earlier L!

13. OHNOES! THE NUMBER 13! EVERYBODY SCRAMBLE!

Matt: Organization 13, where!?! *Looks around frantically while he brings out the boss book for KH2*
Mello: First of all it said the NUMBER 13 not organization 13 dumbass *Whacks Matt upside the head* And second of all why would I be scared of the number 13? I'm like the number 13 to my enemies so it's good luck for me. *Smirks*
Ed: 13? Why do I care about 13? I'm only interested in the Philosopher Stone not some stupid number.
Envy: I'm a homunculus we're not scared of your weak human numbers.
Naruto: The 13 tailed beast? O.o But I thought it stopped at 9, I mean I'm the 9 tailed fox container I should know these things...
Gaara: *Sighs and brings hand to face* Not 13 tails Naruto, 13 as in the number. Also I could care less about a number unless you're counting the rounds of sex me and Naruto had last night. *Smirks*
Naruto: >///<
Light: I'm not worried about some number, I'm Kira.
L: So you admit it? Well I only concern myself with numbers if it has to do with percentages.
Light: *Coughs* Admit what? I didn't say anything except for not being worried about a number.
Near: This number is irrelevant to me so thus I don't care.
Matt: Should I take back the 13 boxes of Legos then?
Near: No, they're needed.


14. Pairing 1 gets a reality TV show! Now tell us why the hell they got that?

Well Mello is a angry but sexy as hell mafia boss plus with the also sexy as hell Matt people wouldn't be able to look away if they had a show, the ratings would go through the roof. Then again it'd probably be full of swearing, chocolate, cigarettes and porn. >: D

15. Pairing 5 has to invite the president of America to the moon with them, or give Canada to Denmark. Which do they do?

Near: I'm pretty sure I've met the president before so I wouldn't care about inviting him to the moon.
Matt: Please tell me it's just for a few hours there's no video games and I can't smoke on the moon. D:


16. The members of pairing 4 wake up and find themselves in a bar! HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!?

Light: Are you sure the sugar you put in that tea was sugar? >.>
L: Now that we're here I'd say the percentage of that really being sugar has dropped 69%.
Light: Well that's just GREAT to know Ryuzaki! Watch what you put in there from now on, now call Watari or Matsuda to come pick us up because this is a gay bar and I don't like the look that tranny is giving me.

17. The female member of pairing 2 is about to die! How does the male member react?

Envy: Okay who in the fucking name of hell touched my chibi-chan!?! D :< *Kills them* Now I'll just use some of Dante's leftover Philosopher Stone to heal him. :3

18. A WEIRD VOICE OVERHEAD SAYS SCRAMBLE! QUICK, ALL PAIRINGS SCRAMBLE!!!

Mello: *Pulls out his gun* Okay who the fuck wants to die?
Matt: This is normal for us. *Takes a drag from his cigarette*
Near: *SPK members block him from sight*
Ed: *Changes his arm into a blade* What could it possibly be this time? I mean seriously why should I worry when I've faced insane people and things that shouldn't exist?
Envy: *Just stands there* Pfft, like I'll listen to you.
Naruto: I won't run away! Believe it!
Gaara: Well you don't really have a choice in the matter. *Grabs Naruto and runs*
Light: *Turns and secretly brings out the Death Note*
L: What are you doing Raito? Shouldn't we be leaving? *Tries to lean over his shoulder*
Light: O.O *Hides Death Note again* Oh nothing! And you're right L let's go. *Takes off*


19. Pairing 3 gets stranded on a deserted island! Do they survive the night?

They're ninjas so they can walk on the water like Jesus. >: D But if that didn't work they'd just wait on the island and kill something for food until the Leaf and/or Sand ninja found them.

20. NOW EACH PAIRING GETS TO CHOSE SOMEONE TO TAG >:3

Matt: I pick a fellow anime lover. >: D
Mello: Do it or else.. Well you come up with what I'll do. *Smirks*

Ed: Equivalent exchange
Envy: My midriff compels you to do it again.

Naruto: Uh.. ? Yeah, believe it!
Gaara: You're grasping at straws now aren't you?
Naruto: Shhh! No one needs to know!

Light: I command anyone who has watched Death Note to do this.
L: For once we're in agreement Raito.

Matt: Anyone who loves yaoi or yuri! XD
Near: Keep that up and there'll be no sex for you tonight.
Matt: TT^TT